Lies and Donuts

11 Aug

This is what NJ governor Chris Christie had to say about himself at the most recent Republican debate.

CHRISTIE: “I’m the only person on this stage who’s actually filed applications under the Patriot Act, who has gone before the federal—the Foreign Intelligence Service [sic] court, who has prosecuted and investigated and jailed terrorists in this country after September 11th. I was appointed U.S. attorney by President Bush on September 10th, 2001, and the world changed enormously the next day, and that happened in my state.”

Unfortunately the governor can’t seem to remember his most recent past. (This has been happening to him quite a lot lately) It seems that when he isn’t telling someone to sit down and shut up or threatening to punch someone else in the face he’s just making stuff up…Because our most humongous governor wasn’t nominated for the U.S. attorney post until December of 2001 and didn’t start his job as U.S. Attorney until January 2002..which is not even close to being the day before 9/11.

One would think that being nominated by the President of the United States (albeit President Dubya) to such a prominent post would be an unforgettable moment in one’s life. Especially since it happened less than 15 years ago and especially when you have it written down in your OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY on your government website page here…

Governor Christie: Official bio…http://nj.gov/governor/admin/about/

Whenever the governor takes time off from campaigning for the presidency these days and shows up to do his job somewhere in New Jersey he receives long, loud and sustained boos from New Jersians of both political parties. When asked why, by political wonks, he says that it’s most likely because the people of New Jersey will all miss him so much and don’t want to see him leave…

Wow! Forgetful and stupid too! Yes, we’ll miss him… like a donut misses its hole.

P.s. Don’t vote for him unless  bullying, lies and and insincerity are all you need in a presidential candidate.

4 Responses to “Lies and Donuts”

  1. George August 11, 2015 at 3:00 am #

    He’s a waste of DNA. Unfortunately, his DNA has infected our state for far too long. He’s a clown who only adds to the negative image of NJ. How lucky are we.

  2. momshieb August 11, 2015 at 8:29 am #

    What?! I totally fell for his version of the dates! I can’t stand the guy (I’m a teacher, after all), but it never occurred to me that he’d blatantly lie like that on national TV. Holy Crap. Thanks for this!

  3. avwalters August 11, 2015 at 1:02 pm #

    If you’re going to lie, and get caught, best you be out there and baldfaced about it. Christie has a good start on that. After all, it’s tough to top a fabrication at odds with your own official biography.

  4. J.R.Goldrich August 13, 2015 at 1:17 pm #

    Keep ’em comin’! Can’t wait to read your commentary about Cruz! BTW- If you need any info re: Jeb as the “education governor” just let me know. I served as an educator under his administrations…NCLB on steroids. At least in Florida, many in the general public are starting to understand the destructive impacts of his and the Law’s requirements on public education, children’s minds and spirits, and democracy, itself.

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