The other day I was driving along and passed the Exxon Deli and Grill!…As in the Exxon gas station has a deli and grill attached to it now. Whatever happened to repair shops being attached to gas stations? Now they’re making me a sandwich while pumping my gas?
So if I go in there and ask for a sandwich made just the way I like it, and they ask me what kind of oil I’d like on it, do I ask for 30 weight or 40? And does it matter if I’m buying my sandwich in the Winter or Spring?
What’s on the grill? Alaskan Duck marinated in Exxon Valdez oil spill?
Oh well, at least now I know what the oil companies are doing with my Trump Tax Break. Now that they’ve raised their gas prices all of my tax savings are going straight into their wallets!
So “Fillerup!” And make my grilled salmon to go… with an extra helping of fumes!”
Of course it’s to go. I’m at a freakin’ gas station for cryin’ out loud!!!
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