This just in from the President of the United States. If you test for the Corona Virus you will find more people who have it. And that is why we have so many Corona Virus cases here in the United States. We simply test too much.
So Consequently, if you don’t test for the Corona Virus then you cannot get it!
I have Covid-19.
I test to see if I have Covid-19.
I find out that I am positive for the Covid-19 virus.
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I have Covid-19.
I don’t test to see if I have Covid-19.
I don’t have Covid-19!
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It’s that simple!
So Americans everywhere: Protect yourself and your loved ones! DO NOT test to see if you have the Covid-19 virus. To do so could be deadly and harmful to the President’s re-election…maybe to you too, but you are probably insignificant… and which is more important?
But should you find that you have the virus anyway, and then find yourself in a hospital emergency room with shortness of breath and horrible pain, quarantined and alone? Leave a signed note with the hospital administration explaining that should you pass away you do not want to be tested for death.
In this way, you shall live forever!
