We’re All Rich!

22 Oct

Renoir

I’m Rich and you must be too! It turns out that I own an original Renoir painting valued at…a fortune! President Trump says that he has this painting (pictured above) hanging in his home and that it is an original Renoir.

His biographer told him that he was being silly because the “real” original is hanging in the Art Institute of Chicago, or so they have said, since 1933…but I have the same painting hanging in my home too! So who has the really, real Renoir???

Maybe the artist painted several originals that have somehow fallen into all of our hands? Could be? Who’s to say? Do you trust Donald Trump’s biographer who has since been denounced by President trump himself? And Chicago is just a violent, sanctuary city full of fake news, violent drug offenders and killers. Who believes anyone from there?

So it appears as though all… or many… or at least some, of our home wall paintings might be originals! Yours too! We’re all rich! MAGA! Yahoo! Yippee! Eureka!…And this comes straight from the President of the United States, the leader of the free world! Talk about an endorsement!

I don’t know about you, but I’m going to keep my painting right where it is and remain secure in the knowledge that I am wealthy from now on. I’m not going to try to sell it to some fake news and knowledge rip-off artist who’s going to try and rip me off with some made up story about how it’s a copy or something. No way!

I’m loaded now and I’m going to stay that way and brag about it to all of my jealous guests whenever they come to visit me and my Renoir. Besides… if I sell it I’d probably have to pay taxes to some greedy government swamp dwelling hacks. No Thank you!

No sirree! I’m rich I tell you! Rich! MAGA! And thank you Mr. President! Finally somebody is getting something done around here! MAGA! Now, I’m off to catalogue my collection! (You should too!) MAGA!

5 Responses to “We’re All Rich!”

  1. RAB October 22, 2017 at 7:24 pm #

    LOVE your euphoria!! MAGA!!! (Now I must go check MY art!!!!!)

  2. tric October 22, 2017 at 7:32 pm #

    If you say it, it must be true. You have my vote.

  3. helen meikle's scribblefest October 22, 2017 at 11:06 pm #

    😀

  4. momshieb October 22, 2017 at 11:44 pm #

    You say MAGA, I say Gag-ah. How the hell did we get here?

  5. Dan Hen October 23, 2017 at 4:58 pm #

    Things ain’t what they used to be , and never were .———Will Rogers

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