It’s A Secret…

9 Jun

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Shhhhhhh… Because here in 21st century America if it has to do with our government…our government doesn’t want to talk about it. Oh they’re investigating it, whatever “it” may be… but whatever it is that they are finding is too delicate for “we the people” to know about. I suppose we might get upset and decide not to go shopping, which I think has become the American citizen’s only national duty. (and use a credit card please, while doing so)

Other than that we are to be left in the fog of disputed facts and testimonies, various and sundry leaks and tweets and obligatory 5th amendment pleas…and lets not forget the distorted and dark glassed perspectives of opposing political parties and their networked counterparts.

What’s going on inside America’s hallowed halls of government these days? Oh we can talk about it. We just can’t say anything with certainty. No absolutes please. It’s under investigation so we’ll get back to you on that as soon as it’s determined whether or not it’s appropriate to discuss in public.

We’ve ascertained some facts and we’re even following up on some appropriate suspicions. We’ve even gathered some information both dubious and not…so we’ll get back to you on that after our intelligence committees finish their…committeeing? Is that a word?

We’ll investigate and we’ll let you know…

In the mean time, and as Russian President, Putin, would say, “Don’t worry. Be happy!”

 

4 Responses to “It’s A Secret…”

  1. Dan Hen June 9, 2017 at 8:13 am #

    Facetious , but funny. Shush !

  2. avwalters June 9, 2017 at 12:09 pm #

    The wheels of justice do grind slow, but they grind exceedingly fine.

  3. Snowbird of Paradise June 10, 2017 at 2:07 am #

    The other significant aspect of those closed-door investigations is that when the reports do finally come out, we no longer care. Something more important has come along.

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