The War is Over!

8 Dec

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And Christmas has won!

According to the Donald Trump camp the election of Donald trump has made it OK to say ‘Christmas’ again and apparently  saying “Merry Christmas…Is not a pejorative word anymore.” Pejorative (for you non-elites) means expressing contempt or disapproval.

Really? Has anyone noticed a particular disdain or contempt from anyone that you might have said merry Christmas to over the last few years? Rumor has it (Fox News) that President Obama ushered in a war on America’s most celebrated holiday some 8 years ago because of the liberal left’s mad desire for political correctness…and of course because President Obama, well you know, is not from around here. (Sean Hannity, Donald Trump)

But those days are over now because way back in August Mr. Trump said that he always makes a particular effort to say ‘Christmas’ in  acknowledgement of the nation’s “persecuted” Christians…and he vowed that, if elected, he would right wrongs by making sure that the words ‘Merry Christmas’ be featured in department stores all across the land…

because they haven’t been?

Anyway, the war is over! And the 83% of Americans who identify themselves as Christians, (that’s 270 million!) won’t have to take crap from the 13% of Americans who say they have no religion at all.(only 44 million)

Imagine that! 13% pushing the other 83% around and not letting us Christians say Merry Christmas to each other without having to feel persecuted and bad about our beliefs. How did they ever get away with it?! It certainly wasn’t the Muslims, Jews and Buddhists and other non-Christian religious folks pushing us around and stomping on our Christmas rights because there are only about 13 million of them in America…combined!

How does 83% of a country find themselves in the minority in the first place? And losing a war with the other 17% too? But it was happening dammit! And we couldn’t win no matter how hard we tried! Until finally a savior appeared at just the right time, from a Trump tower on high, to turn the tide in Christmas’s favor.

Hallelujah! It was a Christmas miracle! And we can now all, Thank Trump for that!

So…Merry Christmas everyone! (now don’t you all feel better?)

 

 

6 Responses to “The War is Over!”

  1. ranu802 December 8, 2016 at 2:52 pm #

    Not really!

  2. sarahlmandl December 8, 2016 at 11:19 pm #

    This is awesome, and Merry Christmas!

  3. Morgan Mussell December 9, 2016 at 12:40 am #

    Aw…shucks. I’m sufficiently bummed still by the election and “holiday music” in the grocery stores that I was finally going to enlist in the war on Christmas, a holiday the early Christians eschewed because back then, only the persecuting Romans celebrated birthdays. The Puritans banned it, and the working non-elites in the early 19th c. got drunk and held holiday riots. Anyway, now that it’s down to guerrilla warfare on The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Hide your Reindeer, cause us barbarians are comin’ for em!

  4. FreddyKuma December 9, 2016 at 7:51 pm #

    Merry Christmas to one and all – even if you don’t believe in Santa how dare you

  5. Dan Hen December 10, 2016 at 10:33 am #

    I’m so happy with this news of religious victory I think I’ll shop !

  6. amoyer2013 December 11, 2016 at 5:27 am #

    The war was and has always been from the elites. They control the law, the media, and what is fed and how it is to be fed to the little children’s brains at school. They manipulate the masses of uneducated with psychological warfare. They pit human against human for their gain and profit. For those Christians who might say, “You are being covetous.” I say, “No, not at all. Just using my free mind as Jesus taught us to expose the truth just like he did in the temple with the money changers.”Great article. Well stated! And Merry Christmas to you.

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