Freedom to Ejaculate

18 Jul

Donald Trump’s presidential running mate, Governor Mike Pence of Indiana recently signed an anti abortion bill passed by the Indiana legislature. Mr Pence opposes all forms of abortion no matter the reason nor complication. He also hopes to help the Republican party De-fund Planned Parenthood if he and Donald trump are elected. I can only assume because all lives matter.

But have you ever noticed how men are never mentioned during the debate over abortion. A debate that continues even though the Supreme Court of the United States decided long ago that a living woman has more right to her body than an unborn fetus in the first trimester of pregnancy. And have you noticed  how in fact men are hardly ever in the conversation when it comes to the discussion of pregnancy and abortion rights in America… not even as a responsible party in the equation of life?

So vote for Trump/Pence because women are bad! And men must be allowed to freely ejaculate whenever, wherever and inside whomever they please…because men are good! Here’s to making America great again… one ejaculation at a time!

11 Responses to “Freedom to Ejaculate”

  1. ruminationville July 18, 2016 at 7:48 pm #

    Write on, brother! Great post

  2. SassaFrassTheFeisty July 19, 2016 at 12:46 am #

    I live in IN and I did not vote for Pence. He is obviously an idiotic asshat who has no clue about this. As a woman who had to terminate a pregnancy, I weighed my options VERY heavily, and was leaning towards adoption. Unfortunately, my body left me to the point of if I continue with this, I am going to die and leave my child with no family or terminate and live. Let me also point out the man and I were careful so pregnancy would not happen, and it was obviously not 100% effective. We both decided to do what was best for our situation, and Plan B wasn’t around yet.
    Pence and Trump are perfect for each other: two idiotic nincompoops who have zero clue on how babies really conceived, that a person’s religious belief and ethnicity automatically make them wrong and free loaders, and a wall will solve all of our problems! Make America Dumber! No. Just, NO!

  3. helen meikle's scribblefest July 19, 2016 at 2:51 am #


  4. makagutu July 19, 2016 at 6:56 am #

    What if women would go out and get raped on purpose just so they could get off work? ”

    How on earth would someone think something like this?

  5. tric July 19, 2016 at 10:33 am #

    As an onlooker watching this unfold from Ireland what amazes me is not the apparent madness of Trump,but the huge number of Americans who agree with him and do not consider him mad.

  6. tric July 19, 2016 at 10:35 am #

    Whoops posted too soon… As for this loola the same comment applies. Who is supporting these people?

  7. ginaquilts July 19, 2016 at 5:07 pm #

    Snopes is saying this is false. Pence did sign into law a very controversial abortion law, but didn’t say that women would try to get raped to get days off. I’m anti-Trump/Pence, but this is false.

  8. Allison July 20, 2016 at 2:30 pm #

    Although I detest him, and was not the least bit surprised if he had said this, according to Snopes this was an interview posted on a satirical website. The bill he signed happened, but the comments he made about women trying to get raped or not real.

    • gpicone July 20, 2016 at 4:04 pm #

      Yes, you are correct. I hate when that happens and I hate that we no longer have access to accurate and truthful information in this country without completing exhaustive research on our own and even then it is difficult to discern the truth. Thanks for checking it out and I have since rewritten the post in the hopes of making it more accurate.

  9. elroyjones August 14, 2016 at 11:19 pm #

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Perfect final sentence!

  10. elroyjones August 14, 2016 at 11:21 pm #

    Reblogged this on elroyjones.

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