Still Not Interested!

15 Nov

I was doing some on-line banking this morning and as I was scrolling through my recent transactions I happened to notice that my bank, one of the largest in the world by the way, made an interest deposit in my favor…for 5 cents!

Once upon a time when I was little an interest credit of 5 cents would have meant that I was a five year old whose dad had just opened a savings account for him with 1 dollar.

I’m all grown up now and I have quite a few more dollars in the bank but I’m still getting 5 cents in interest!

I tried to figure out what kind of a percentage that meant I was getting on my money but my calculator melted while trying to do the math.

Honestly I don’t even bother to add the interest into my balance anymore. It’s not worth the time or worth using up one of the spaces in my register to add just pennies to my balance. I just wrote pennies didn’t I? Imagine that! Pennies in interest on a banking account in the 21st century… when I was teaching high school the students would throw pennies at each other rather than keep the annoying coins in their pockets. Now they’re my investment income.

Honestly, I’d rather they kept their 5 cents than insult me with such a transaction.

But sadly, just the other day, while I was making a transaction at the drive up window, a bank assistant manager asked if I would like to transfer my money from my checking account to a fabulous new Platinum Savings account where I’ll earn 3 times as much money in interest! Wouldn’t that be a wonderful idea?! And she was so cheerful and peppy and excited for her offering me this great new prospect for my increased wealth!

Wow! I thought. 3 times as much interest! So, instead of .01 percent or .0001 for those who do math. I can get .03% or .0003 in interest on my hard earned and saved money. Why that’s 3 dollars instead of 1 dollar as thanks for holding onto my 10,000 dollars (that’s if I had 10,000 dollars…I’m only using that figure so my example can have real numbers in it instead of imaginary ones! As it is that’s 25 cents or one quarter per month…in interest on 10 thousand dollars.

Soon I suspect they will be paying my interest in imaginary numbers.

I’d love to be able to take out a loan from the same bank and then hand them 5 cents when the interest on that loan came due… wouldn’t you?

Of course that probably would have meant that I had only borrowed a dime.

I mean really, one of the largest banks in the world can only afford to give me 5 cents in interest these days on the money I put in there for safe keeping and which of course they are also allowed to use to make themselves money?

Has our government heard about this?

The one that’s made up of 47% lawyers and 43% millionaires?

Or is it the other way around?

No matter I guess…Because most of the candidates running for president this election cycle are promising NOT to bail out the big banks should they fail again, like they did in 2008. Do they realize that “in the banks” is where Americans keep their money? (those that have any) And have these lawyers and millionaire candidates ever heard of FDIC insurance, a law that’s been in effect since 1933…whereby the Federal Government (them) promises to insure our bank accounts (us) up to 250,000 dollars. (By the way, that’s 75 dollars of interest per year! Yay!) So if the banks fail…and they don’t get bailed out…we’re all penniless. Literally and figuratively!

Which, by the by, is how the banks ran their scam the first time! They couldn’t lose!

Anyway, I don’t know whether I’m more angry, insulted or depressed by the whole situation…in which the banks seem to know the law all to well and the candidates pretend to know no law at all?!

But it does kinda make you lose interest in more ways than one doesn’t it?

8 Responses to “Still Not Interested!”

  1. Michele Anderson November 15, 2015 at 11:59 pm #

    I hear you! So true–love this.

  2. kingmidget November 16, 2015 at 12:18 am #

    Yep, yep. A few months ago, I had an offer from my bank (one of the largest in the world, by the way) to move my savings account into higher interest option. I called to see what this fabulous rate would be. I think the higher interest was something like .2%. I couldn’t help but laughing when the customer service rep told me that. Yes, interest rates are at historical lows, but banks are managing to make far more than those lows through their range of service fees and investments.

  3. ranu802 November 16, 2015 at 12:23 am #

    We can never win in such a system, what a shame. 😦

  4. RAB November 16, 2015 at 1:30 am #

    They HAVE no shame. Yes, I remember those school-days savings accounts: I KNOW we made more interest than banks are currently giving. Several years ago when I was closing my checking account at one of those Too-Big-Etc banks, the manager asked me if I might want a CD. At something like 2% interest. VERY special. “Are you kidding?” I asked. “Back when I actually took out CDs, banks were competing to get customers for them, and the CDs I bought both paid over 10%–one, I believe, paid 12%. The manager stared at me as if I had gone mad. The manager was, need I say, about 30 years old. Not in living memory, literally, had such interest been paid BY a bank! And you’re damned right about the mortgage—if my BORROWING interest had been .2%, I’d have owned my house free and clear a long time ago, instead of still looking at a big balance….. As Bernie Sanders said last night, the FRAUD is the banks’ operating system.

  5. Craig Roberts November 16, 2015 at 12:01 pm #

    Absolutely true. Not forgetting of course the government exercising their apparent God-given right to also tax your meagre interest payments to reduce their worth just that little bit further.

  6. jesebell November 18, 2015 at 6:59 pm #

    As a former associate (27 years) of the red, white, and blue bank – I feel your pain! You might as well put your money in the ground, fertilize it with political words and watch it grow.(Add water for 3 times the growth)

  7. alesiablogs November 18, 2015 at 8:40 pm #

    I am glad you wrote this. Now if only my bank would read it!!!

  8. Outlier Babe December 21, 2015 at 12:45 am #

    Why get upset about this? Why get upset by anything? We are helpless, and hopeless, and the “they”s know it.

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