Putin on the Fritz

25 Aug

You can always tell when a dictator is about to go off the deep end…and President Putin of Russia seems to be headed in that direction because in response to economic sanctions against Russia over the illegal annexation of Crimea, which in themselves have caused great economic hardships for the Russian people, he had decided to fight fire with petulance by banning most fresh produce from countries imposing those economic sanctions over the past year… which of course, has made things even worse for Russian privation…not to mention their salads and cheese boards.

But now, President Putin has decreed that anyone caught breaking that ban will have their own produce seized and destroyed! And until this week, only importing produce from sanctioned countries was prohibited, not selling it. But the agriculture ministry now says even warehouses will be raided and produce seized. As a result Russian authorities are now destroying, bulldozing or burying hundreds of tons of foodstuffs they say violate the ban including huge piles of pork, tomatoes, peaches and cheese.

With the Western sanctions against Russia already fueling inflation and pushing more Russian citizens into poverty it seems as though their fearless leader has decided that what better way to fight poverty than with a good dose of hunger. Let them eat cake…as long as it’s Russian cake…I suppose.

But aren’t we the ones who are supposed to be eating the cake, or rather feeling the wrath of his sanctions against our sanctions? Instead It’s been reported that more than 288,000 people are petitioning Mr. Putin on-line to cancel his decree, while still others are calling for the food to at least be sent to starving people in Africa or perhaps fed to orphans…or hungry people…like Russians!… rather than seeing perfectly good and edible food being wasted and destroyed.

I say, if you’re going to be an evil dictator, you should at least come up with a sinister plan that while being both ruthless and diabolical could also be both practical and fun for the people at home, whom you love and dictate over. Like for instance…Tell your people that in order to show those evil American and European sanctioners what you think of their lousy foodstuffs they should eat as much of it as they can and then crap it right back out in defiance and solidarity and as a statement about just what you think of their agricultural expertise…and then demand more food to be imported just so you can eat it all and crap it out again! Shit! That should show those western devils!

But President Putin’s plan to destroy the imported food and make his own people go hungry, as a show of defiance to the sanctions that are making his people poor too?… Well, that’s just plain nuts!… And as far as Russian dictators go…makes him look like he’s one beet short of a soup nobody wanted to eat in the first place. Nyet?

6 Responses to “Putin on the Fritz”

  1. sassafrassthefeisty August 25, 2015 at 5:56 am #

    No soup for you! Wow has he lost his ever beet-short-soup mind?! Apparently, he’s just a huge asshole in power. Shameful

  2. Dan Hen August 25, 2015 at 7:33 am #

    Da .

  3. Ravi Chander August 25, 2015 at 10:45 am #

    When you think villains in the political stage are becoming too politically correct and can’t differentiate them from the good ones, there come Trump and Putin to correct the balance.

  4. ranu802 August 25, 2015 at 10:58 am #

    This is a sad story and hilarious too.I just fail to comprehend why anyone would have any kind of enmity with food?

  5. stevenjwillard August 25, 2015 at 12:14 pm #

    To quote Donald Pleasencer in another role, the Oracle in Hallelujah Trail, “Now I see it!”

  6. George August 25, 2015 at 12:50 pm #

    He went off the deep end years ago. For as crazy as he seems to the rest of the world, you have to wonder what goes on behind the scenes, the stories we don’t hear and the people who support him. That’s one insane sandlot team.

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