New Jersey’s Big Fat Investigation

28 Mar

The verdict is in!

New Jersey has just spent 1 million tax payer dollars for a complete investigation of our Governor’s possible involvement in the closing of 3 lanes of the George Washington Bridge and the creation of a massive traffic jam, as payback for a Democratic mayor who did not support him.

And the Survey says: Governor Christie knew nothing!

That sure is comforting.

It’s always nice to know that your governor’s close personal friends and appointed aides are working hard for him and your state, without his direction nor his knowledge of what they are doing.

And who conducted this thorough and complete investigation?…for the tidy sum of 1 million dollars?

The governor’s close personal friends of course!

The law firm responsible for the investigation, Gibson, Dunn and Crutcher, has worked for the Christie administration previously. Debra Wong Yang, one of the top partners at the firm, is a friend of Governor Christie and, employees of the firm have previously donated money to Governor Christie’s campaign for statewide office…And three of the Governor’s aides, who were most integrally involved in the scandal, refused to be interviewed by the investigators…which is always nice to know.

They don’t do law in real life like they do it on TV do they? I sure hope the lunches were good.

But, I guess that when you are only paying 1 million dollars for an internal investigation you can’t expect the investigation to be very thorough. I mean really, how many billable hours can you expect from a top notch law firm when you are only paying them 1 million dollars??? Perhaps the Governor might want to look into cutting some of these wasteful, overpaid lawyers from the state budget just like he did with the wasteful, overpaid policemen, firemen and teachers a few years back.

Oh well, just more money down the New Jersey political drain. I wonder if any of that 1 million will find its way back to the Governor through campaign contributions from his favorite law firm. That’s probably very impolite of me to wonder and I’m sure the Governor wouldn’t know anything about that anyway since he’s going to be so busy running for the Presidency over the next 2 years, to pay much attention to the job that I do believe we tax payers are paying him to do…for us.

Wow! What a big, fat waste of time!

The investigation I mean.

5 Responses to “New Jersey’s Big Fat Investigation”

  1. RAB March 28, 2014 at 3:25 pm #

    Well done. Perfect tone. Waste indeed.

  2. Dan Hennessy March 29, 2014 at 4:21 am #

    So so cynical ! How can you be so skeptical ! He said he knew nothing about it . How do you know a politician is lying ?

  3. Dan Hennessy March 29, 2014 at 4:23 am #

    How do you know when a politician is lying ?

    • gpicone March 29, 2014 at 4:56 pm #

      You are absolutely correct. I cannot know when a politician is lying. I can just make an educated guess. But when you conduct your own investigation of yourself and discover that you are honest and true like you knew all along, then I guess it’s time for a celebratory sandwich. The only thing i do know is that Gov. Christie is a glutton…perhaps also a glutton for punishment. We shall see.

  4. cindyricksgers March 29, 2014 at 12:08 pm #

    My thoughts, precisely!

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