Cloudy With No Chance of Guacamole?

11 Mar

A Guacamole warning has been issued!

According to Gary Bender, a University of California avocado expert, avocados which are used in making guacamole, are shrinking in size because of low rainfall totals, cool temperatures, and sluggish photosynthesizing, which have led to avocados’ reduced size. California, which has been facing severe droughts, is the country’s premiere source for avocados and scientists are now projecting that California’s agriculture production could decline by as much as 40 percent by the middle of the century because of global climate change.

But there is no need to look out for falling guacamole because the warning was issued by the food chain, Chipotle. Their restaurants may stop serving guacamole because avocado prices are increasing as climate change affects their availability…but that’s not all, Chipotle is also concerned about the rising costs of chicken, beef, cheese, beans, rice, tomatoes and pork too!

But hey, that’s only if you believe in global climate change and global warming. Besides, who needs guacamole?

First climate change took the avocados, and I did not speak out– Because I didn’t eat guacamole.

Then climate change took the cheese, and I did not speak out–Because I was lactose intolerant.

Then global warming dried up the land and the lakes and the chicken, cows and pigs went thirsty–So I became a vegetarian.

Then climate change came for me, and I said–

Thank god for that new restaurant “Petrolee-YUM” where there ‘s always lots of Twinkies, margarine and whipped topping!

6 Responses to “Cloudy With No Chance of Guacamole?”

  1. avwalters March 11, 2014 at 3:40 am #

    At least Chipotle is talking about it. California’s water problems may make a lot of foods more expensive in the next season. Maybe, if people think climate change costs them, they’ll press for policy change. (Maybe, just maybe.)

  2. smilecalm March 11, 2014 at 6:24 am #

    it’s amazing how resilient the human body is
    breaking down all those petro chemicals
    with the added benefit of
    flesh that is preserved forever 🙂

  3. Duke March 11, 2014 at 4:27 pm #

    Love them with salt and lemon.

  4. theCodifyer March 11, 2014 at 6:11 pm #

    We need to start growing as much food for our families as possible. Even a small avocado is better than none. 🙂

  5. learningisthereward March 11, 2014 at 9:39 pm #

    As an environmental science teacher, I love this! I’ll share with my class tomorrow.

  6. Dalo 2013 March 12, 2014 at 7:16 pm #

    Thanks for the info…love my avocados…

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