Here’s Looking at You…Kid

6 Mar

Here is a new word for your dictionary!

De-extinction.

Scientists are now working hard on ways to bring extinct animals back to life… like the Wooly Mammoth, Saber Tooth Tiger, Giant Auk and for some reason, the Passenger Pigeon! Why you ask? The main answers seem to be those good old scientific mainstays: “Why not?” and “Because we’d like to see if we can do it!”

But what I’m thinking is that you know there must be a billionaire or two out there who are thinking about their own soon to be and eminent extinctions and the possibility of resurrecting themselves some day. I mean, who needs a Wooly mammoth when they can have another…me! You just know that Donald Trump has to be thinking along these lines…

Anyway, just imagine a not so distant future when all of this de-extinction technology becomes routine and saving your DNA becomes an iPhone app and everybody’s doing it. And then imagine that your will contains the stipulation that if your ancestors want to inherit your stuff (money) then they must agree to give birth to…you!

Or what about a future when you and your wife, when deciding it’s time to have children, can decide to have… yous!

Oh boy! You just know that this technology is going to create havoc someday with either the unexpected return of giant Wooly Mammoth stampedes or with eccentric billionaires suddenly replicating like flocks of Passenger Pigeons! (I’m pretty sure us little people will most likely be denied this technology either through expense or “for our own good”, reasons)

And don’t be surprised if this technology first appears in humans somewhere within the sports world, where almost all scientific breakthroughs that could lead to more homeruns or larger offensive linemen, do. They say that A-Rod is keeping a low profile over the next year while he sits out his MLB suspension before returning to the Yankees in 2015.

If he shows up with 3 younger brothers who look just like him who can play 1st, 2nd and short, then I’d say that somewhere George Steinbrenner, is alive and well and having lunch with Donald Trump(s) in a sky box in centerfield.

And Thanks to new words like de-extinction, it could happen…someday?

6 Responses to “Here’s Looking at You…Kid”

  1. HarrietInBloom March 6, 2014 at 4:59 pm #

    It sounds like Jurassic Park might become a reality!

  2. Jennifer Barricklow March 6, 2014 at 6:38 pm #

    The Passenger Pigeon I get — who doesn’t want flocks of pigeons so huge that they darken the skies for hours? The others I’m not so sure about, especially Steinbrenner. 😉

    • Jennifer Barricklow March 6, 2014 at 6:40 pm #

      Ach, I should have said “flocks so VAST that they darken the skies” — now I’m imagining pigeons the size of T. Rex!

  3. Sharanya Konandur March 6, 2014 at 6:39 pm #

    HMM hope it doesn’t..:P 🙂

  4. bobacious March 7, 2014 at 5:36 am #

    Intriguing!

  5. avwalters March 7, 2014 at 4:31 pm #

    I have always thought that the epitaph for the planet would be, “Because they could….”

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