Get Off of My Cloud

3 Nov

I get a lot of junk mail on the internet. Most of it goes to my spam folder but not all. So today I received what could be construed as a very disturbing Email. I didn’t even have to open it to get the bad news because there it was in the title with all of its bad tidings revealed in the subject heading.

Gpicone, Your Free Lifetime Membership Is About To Expire!

It’s a lifetime membership! And it’s free! So…

How can it expire?

Unless…

Has the NSA developed new and even more intrusive spy software?

I think I need to get off the computer and spend more time out in the sunshine…

As probably should we all.

4 Responses to “Get Off of My Cloud”

  1. tric November 3, 2013 at 10:17 pm #

    Be careful Google Earth will catch you out there!

  2. RAB November 4, 2013 at 12:07 am #

    I remember one summer having some kind of dreadful illness and receiving a letter from an alma mater informing me that now was a good time to add the dear old school to my will. Are these cosmic messages, one cannot help but ask….

  3. Jae November 5, 2013 at 8:52 pm #

    “Free lifetime membership is about to expire!” LOLOLOL! This is like the people who’d want to have literally mean both literally and figuratively. Words have specific meanings for a reason…

  4. garden2day November 18, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

    Good points. 😀 Very funny! I have enjoyed reading your blog though your credentials scare me (not really 🙂 ). My college roommate of many years ago and I made an agreement…she will not judge my English as long as I do not judge her math skills. It is a joke but it is true. Thanks for the laughs. 😀

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