Finally…Good news for gun advocates! Texas officials say that at least 14 people have been wounded in a stabbing attack at the Lone Star Community College System’s campus in Cypress, Texas.
Now do you understand? This proves once and for all that It’s the people!
People are dangerous and can and often will do dangerous things that may put others in danger, including loved ones, innocent bystanders and just about anyone else who might be within their sphere of dangerousness.
People have been known to hurt one another with hammers, knives, rocks, baseball bats, sticks and stones, automobiles, golf clubs, shovels, pitch forks, chemicals, dirt, fists, teeth, poisons, sharp objects, hurtful words and just plain meanness…sometimes for no reason at all.
And is this any reason to outlaw any or all of these items? Of course not! Things don’t hurt people only people with things can hurt people! So why would anyone wish to outlaw guns? A gun is a tool just like a hammer, or rock, or knife is it not?
So why have guns become the innocent victims of misguided people who wish to outlaw them?
And besides, guns or rather “arms” (noun [plural] /ɑː(r)mz/ 1. weapons, for example guns or bombs especially one used in warfare) are protected by the U.S. Constitution? And by the way did you notice that the definition of arms includes guns and bombs and other things used in warfare?
So leave guns alone! It’s our right! It’s what keeps us free! And allows us to pursue our happiness…like when we get happy shooting things…and they allow us to defend ourselves against the most dangerous animal on the planet…namely people…us…ourselves!
Yes, we intelligently designed creatures formed in the image of our most glorious creator, are dangerous! It’s the people who are the problem! And are people protected in the constitution? No! People have rights but no one has the right to be a people in the first place do they?
In fact our Founding Fathers didn’t even like people or trust them very much for that matter. Most people were given no rights at all and some were counted as only a fraction of their actual selves. But not guns or arms! They were named specifically in the Bill of Rights and they have their own original amendment.
People amendments weren’t even added until much later by weak minded liberal sissies and now look what’s happened? Guns are in danger and people are more dangerous than ever!
Down with people! We have way too many of them and there is no limit as to how many one can have or make or adopt or whatever. Where is the regulation on people? Have you noticed how many prisoners and criminals we have in this country these days? If we outlaw guns soon the only people we’ll have left will be outlaws!
People of America wake up! It’s us! It’s the people! We must be stopped!
And having guns and lots of them is the only way to do it!
Why oh why doesn’t anyone get it?!!! Oh the Inhumanity!