A Teacher’s Guide to Marriage and Love

10 Dec


           We all know that public school isn’t just about learning. Mostly it’s about love isn’t it? It’s mostly learning until about the 5th grade and then middle school and puberty strikes in all its glory with its boobs and behinds and tight jeans, and your brain has little room any more for concentration on the moot and mundane, and your quest for sex, romance and the finding of that one person who will always love you (and who is not your mother) begins.

            For the middle and high school teacher this is a sickening process to watch. Boy meets girl. Boy meets another girl. Cat fight! Did you know that the word catfight actually means a fight between two girls and not a fight between two cats? But I digress…

Once a boy came running into my class completely out of breath and with a big grin on his face. “I just saw two girls fighting in the hall! He said. Man, they were really going at it! They fought so hard they actually fought right out of their clothes!” and he summed it all up with, “Today was the greatest day of my life!” We all looked at him in disbelief and just sighed, wishing we’d all been there to see it too…but I digress again…

            Ahhh love…but ask any student and they’ll always say, “Yes, someday I do plan on getting married. And predictably, most do. And then just as predictably they mostly always undo.

            So here, after 33 years of observation in the wild, is my foolproof guide to choosing the correct mate…or at least one who, for you, will last.

            When you think that you have found the right girl or boy, woman or man, don’t just date them, date their parents! Yes, that’s right. Go out with their parents. Visit their home and stay there, with them, for a while. If, after a few days you find yourself saying, “Hey, I like these folks. They’re nice. I could live here.” Then you’ve found the right man/woman for you. But if you find yourself saying, “Holy mother of god! These people are crazy! They fight all the time. I’m nervous here. I’m anxious here. I have no idea why they put their cat in the dishwasher! I want to go home…and then if you turn to your BF/GF and he/she looks at you and says, “Don’t worry; those are just my parents, not me!” THEN RUN! RUN INTO THE NIGHT AND DON’T LOOK BACK BECAUSE, that’s the kind of home you’re gonna get. You have just seen the future and you WILL be that family someday, so RUN! (By the way, the same can be said about you. You will try your best to re-create your family experience too)

            Of course no life advice is fool proof, but just in case you ignore the warning signs and stay in your relationship anyway and your new family life turns out just as I have predicted… Always remember: Protect the head! Put your helmets on!

9 Responses to “A Teacher’s Guide to Marriage and Love”

  1. rickwilliamspga.com December 10, 2012 at 11:20 pm #

    That post G……was hysterical. Thanks for a good laugh after dinner.

  2. beetleypete December 11, 2012 at 12:42 am #

    After three marriages, I would agree that you are making a good point here. Though in the UK, these days, economic decline is changing things drastically; so no youngsters can ever hope to live like their parents used to anymore! Thanks for the like, and good luck with your work. Pete, England.

  3. Leslie Jo December 11, 2012 at 2:57 am #

    Very funny! Thanks for a good laugh tonight!

  4. Diana Pinto December 11, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    Loved your post !!

    • mistymidnite December 12, 2012 at 2:49 am #

      Yes, funny, but also really great truth and future advise!!

  5. Daniel December 12, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

    funny, really really funny… i must confess there’s a lot of truth in it tho

  6. followingmythoughts December 12, 2012 at 7:31 pm #

    Thanks for advising, but I ll put my helmet on 🙂

  7. FlowerMeNow December 12, 2012 at 8:20 pm #

    I married what I thought was the right guy, and every time I went to his parents’ it was horrid, just as you described in your post. I wish I had read that 5 years ago lol 😉 Things have indeed been totally recreated and now I am heading towards divorce. I’ll be more careful about the parents of next one ! 😀

  8. Jason Preater December 16, 2012 at 8:03 pm #

    Ha ha. Now you’ve made me think about my ex-mother-in-law I may have to go running into the night!

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