Killing Christmas?

30 Nov

Is there a war on Christmas? That’s what I’ve heard but it appears to me that Christmas is doing just fine. Plus I’m pretty sure that we needn’t worry too much because Christmas can hold its own against anybody. Just ask Thanksgiving! It was swallowed up this year by the shopping frenzy we call the Christmas season.

This year Black Friday, which is the day after Thanksgiving and also the traditional starting point for the holiday season and also coincidentally enough, always held on a Friday… began on a Thursday! And that Thursday was Thanksgiving! What other holiday can swallow up another holiday while empowering one of the week’s days into swallowing its own eve? Now that’s what I call a Black Friday! And that’s what I call Christmas being Christmas.

Besides what other holiday has its own season? Really? I think Christmas is doing just fine and can hardly be affected by mere mortals who might dare to say “Happy Holidays!” or “Look at my Holiday tree!” And any school kid knows that Christmas vacation by any other name would still be 10 days off! And Christmas is the only day with the power to fall on a Wednesday and extend your holiday fun to 2 full weeks! Christmas rocks and always will!

And Christians in general need to just calm down and be happy that Christmas is the one Christian holiday that actually gets atheists to shut up about atheism for a few weeks and join the flock like lost sheep in need of shearing.

Yes, yes, yes, Christmas celebrates the birth of Christ but not even Jesus was a Christian. He was Jewish and never mentioned anything about starting up a new religion that worshiped him, of all people. I suspect he would be turning over in his grave at the thought…if he were still in it.

In fact I’m pretty sure that someone, who lived his life as a devout and rather orthodox Jewish man, if and when he did return to Earth to find us all decking the halls, burning the yule log and kissing Santa Claus, that jolly old fat German elf, as part of the worship of a holiday in his name, most likely wouldn’t even join in on the festivities over his own dead body.

Oh, wait…

Anyway, I like Christmas and always have and unless the Mayans are right and the world ends on December 21st, then Christmas shall have won another victory!

So Go Christmas Go! Happy Holidays and to all a good fright, because look out Halloween, we’re swallowing you up next!

A war on Christmas? Yeah, right. And the Easter bunny lays eggs!

10 Responses to “Killing Christmas?”

  1. Anna Scott Graham November 30, 2012 at 4:06 am #

    Even in 1965, Lucy Van Pelt mentioned that Christmas was run by a big East Coast syndicate. Great post, and thanks so much for stopping by my blog. πŸ™‚

  2. John November 30, 2012 at 4:13 am #

    Well, the 21st is my birthday. Will the world end on that day? God knows! I looked in the back of the book though, it said that in the end we win!!

  3. athenahm November 30, 2012 at 10:28 am #

    My sentiments, exactly.

  4. Shannon November 30, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

    Love Christmas, hate all the email forwards warning against “Holiday trees”. You’re right, Christmas isn’t going anywhere!

  5. berry556 December 2, 2012 at 12:05 am #

    It’s like all the other social changes happening . We’ll eventually be conditioned to accept this also . It might take a while before they steal all the Christmas tree’s , Merry Christmas and good luck in the coming New Year !

  6. rickjantz December 2, 2012 at 2:17 am #

    Reblogged this on ISAAC IS SELLING and commented:
    Love Christmas…but it’s always so cold…in canada anyways. Need to work on my Christmas cheer…working on my “inside voice”.

  7. patriciaddrury December 3, 2012 at 2:59 pm #

    Made me smile πŸ™‚ Thanks for your input… delightful!

  8. chrissyg22 December 4, 2012 at 4:31 am #

    ❀ it! good chuckle… Yes indeed Christmas rocks!

  9. gpicone December 9, 2012 at 3:22 am #

    Still laughing! Loved this missive! Love you too! Your wife..

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