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Pop Quiz!

30 Sep

Pop Quiz

Are You a Capitalist or a Socialist?

Socialist                                                  

Drinks water from the tap after

It has been filtered, sanitized and

Delivered by a Gov. Agency

Capitalist                                                                 

Pays extra to buy that same water

In a carcinogenic, plastic bottle.

Socialist

Realizes that talking or texting on

Your cell phone while driving in

Your car is a detriment to your

Safety and the safety of others

Capitalist

Couldn’t care less. You bought it

And since you’re paying good money

For it  you’ll use it when you damn

Well please!

 

Socialist                                

Votes yes for the school budget

When your kids are in public

School and continues to vote yes

Even after they have graduated

Because all children need a

Proper education.

Capitalist

Votes no on the school budget

Because you don’t have kids

In the system.

Socialist                                                     

You pay your fair share of taxes

On what you earn according to the

Federal tax code.

Capitalist

You never declare what you

Actually earn and love to

Get paid in cash.

Socialist

You donate to charities because

The cause is good

Capitalist

You donate to charities

Because the write-off

Is necessary.

Socialist

You support the military and serve

In the armed forces if and when

Drafted, or enlist when needed.

Capitalist

You support the military

And avoid service under

Every circumstance.

Socialist

You wear your pants at the waist

Because its where pants are worn.

Capitalist

You wear your pants below

The waist because it’s

fashionable

Socialist

You wear shorts

when it’s hot out.

Capitalist

Your shorts are as

long as your pants.

Socialist                                                  

You don’t litter

Capitalist

Litter is for kitties

Socialist

You recycle

Capitalist

You litter

Socialist

You conserve energy

Capitalist

You never turn anything off

Socialist

You eat until you are full

Capitalist

You eat until it hurts

Socialist

Your car gets good gas mileage

Capitalist                                             

Your car has a second job as a boat

Socialist

Too much is too much

Capitalist

Too much is not enough

Socialist

You believe in savings with interest

Capitalist

You believe in the 401K

Socialist

You are concerned that

Everyone should have access

To affordable healthcare

Capitalist

You are concerned that

YOU have healthcare

Socialist

You believe that

The best worker is the

Hardest worker

Capitalist

You believe that the

Best worker is the

Cheapest worker

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